Alice Kwong-Van Dusen

Alice landed on Earth in the year 2004 and has been the reigning beer chugging champ of Mongolia ever since. Prior to, she was the ruler of Julawa but got tired of the Julawan goshnas trying to overthrow her kingdom. They constantly harrassed her by eating all her loquats without telling her and by having plastic surgery to try and resemble her. She had had enough. It was at that point she decided that she wanted a simpler life ruling such interesting strange creatures as those of Trapped in a Rumor. There, she happily controls the minds of the other members with her H1G mind tricks and the color pink.

Seriously though, Alice joined our troupe in April of 2009 and has been a pleasure to work with.  She has a wonderful ability to balance her family, her work, and her improv!