Andy Bardin

After being birthed in San Francisco, Andy ventured into academia. He decided to attend St. Perpetua for kindergarten, because the "desks are in rows." This was the last ordered thought he had. Andy was moved to Lafayette, Walnut Creek, London (for 3 months), Walnut Creek again, San Francisco again, Lafayette again, and now Walnut Creek for a third round. Perhaps he'll revisit London next. He's been improving for only...Andy thinks it's been a year. Year and a half. Either way, he started in 2008. Andy is known for his uncomfortably strange style of improv. He commits to his characters, but only because he enjoys being on stage.

If it could have been said that Andy were normal, someone in reality would die of laughter. He's terrible different, though overly opinionated at the same time, making for a deadly combination of sass, knowledge, and awkward appeal. There's nothing average folk should be ashamed of for knowing Andy, but he's got enough embarrassing stories to make those average folk uncomfortable. Did he tell you about the time his Grandmother got digital cable? Have you heard the one where he rode a hobo? No? Well, don't let it get you down. I'm sure he'd enjoy talking about himself to anyone.

Dictated but not read by Andy. Even if that isn't true.